Top Dogs:

- Donkey realizes life goal of joining Budweiser Clydesdale team. [Bud]

- Ali celebrates the onset of Linux. [IBM]

- Ref ignores screaming coach thanks to abusive wife. [Bud]

- Horse fart ignited by love candle. [Bud]

- The variety of American Chopper spots [AOL]

Half Time:

No good commercials but some quality incidents involving nudity, and I'm not taking about the Lingerie Bowl:

- Per Jess, at the end of the halftime show, boy band star Justin Timberlake inadvertently[?] ripped Janet Jackson's shirt exposing her bear breast.  Janet recoiled immediately, covering herself.  I missed the whole thing but look forward to hearing about it tomorrow.  Janet should know: never trust a man who dances in unison with other men.

- Right before the 2nd half kickoff a streaker joined the players on the field.  Of course CBS turned their PC cameras away from this glorious spectacle, but from one of the skycams you could see about 20 security guys converge on the naked fool.  I hope they wore gloves.

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Review: 2003 Super Bowl Commercials

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